Lions of Men

Aight well, I figured it would be a good time to talk about a little game I like to play called Call of Duty. I tinker with a few pc games every now and again, but this is one I play mostly. I found this server that has really good, fair, and fun settings, but the admin is an absolute jerk. If you say anything wrong to him, he will either kick you or turn you into a cow if he doesn’t all out ban you from the server.

Well, I started a “clan”, but that is kind of a childish name for it so instead I call it “an alliance”. The alliance goes by the acronym {LoM} which stands for Lions of Men. I stole this from a movie called Troy. Brad Pitt says to the Marmadans that they are Lions and in another part says something along the lines of “There are no pacts between Lions and Men.” So there you have it. There were four original members of this alliance.

Phil – The President a.k.a. “the politician”

Nate – LightningDerrick a.k.a. “the tax collector”

Paul – Loki a.k.a. “the artist”

Me – Shigeru a.k.a. “the general” I was the equivalent of Ujio from “The Last Samurai” just think of the part at the end of the movie where Ujio gets knocked off his horse and as soon as he stands up unsheathes his sword and takes out 7 guys and you will have a proper idea of Shigeru (me)

So there were your members. Well as I said before the admin is a jerk and I get sick of him. I can’t just be a jerk back because I love playing on the server so I devised a plan to take away his power figuratively speaking. I started recruiting on his server in order to build LoM so big that people would think they joined an LoM server and forget who he was. Well, this admin has such a pitiful life that he reads the logs of what we say on the server and while I never disclosed my plan, he still does not allow recruiting. In retaliation on his part he has banned Phil. I haven’t tried signing on, but if this was the reason that Phil was banned, make no mistake, I will share Phil's fate. So anway, that is a little bit of something I like to do. LoM is still a great idea for an alliance. And to leave you an idea of the fierceness of LoM, I will give you a quote….

“In the wild there is no health care. In the wild, health care is ‘ouch, I hurt my leg. I can’t run.’ The Lion eats me and I’m dead. Wow, I’m not dead. I’m the Lion. You’re dead.” -Dwight Shrute The Office